Sunday, December 25, 2005

Name with Related to Medical

Here are some medical personnel like doctor, nurse and healthcare person who wish to know how to avoid getting dangerous relationship especially your partner is also a medical personnel.

Here is go the story begins with Alvin, a doctor and Eileen is a staff nurse where they are working at Accident & Emergency Department (A&E Dept). It was a busy morning, when they are many patient coming in. Alvin and Eileen were in relationship more than 3yrs and they decided to get marry soon. They invited some of their friend to their ROM (Register of Marriage). They wrote their invitation card in short form of their name A&E ROM Day. They invited their closer friends and so on so for. Eileen’s best friend, Amanda was reminding Helen one of the close friend too. Amanda and Helen went for lunch break while Amanda asks Helen “ Are you are attending A&E ROM”. Helen spill out her drink and say with shock “WHAT A&E ROM” we are working at A&E Department since when A&E dept area will be marriage to other department” In a foolish look of Amanda, she repeat her message “Alvin and Eileen”, A&E ROM. “Don’t you reminder”. In the joke of laughter of Helen, she said loudly “I though you will joking of A&E Dept marry to other department”


See how we misinterpret of medical term when both couple are begin with an “A” other is “E” end up A&E marriage because Accident & Emergency Marriage. Oh my, these couples, which are name, begin with an “A” or “E” is a dangerous sign. Not only A&E medical problem, there is more. Other problem with the medical team is disease relation.

Here other one. Alan and Pamela are senior staff nurse working in a medical ward. Both of them were in relationship since they were student nurse. They had planned to get marriage in 4 months time. They send out their invitation card to their friend and relative. They also invited their friends who are nursing and able to attend on that day. As the date close by, Harry, Alan close friend and Joanne, Pamela best friend were at pantry having their meal. As Alan asking Joanne what time is AP wedding dinner? Joanne was busy her meal as she though that Alan was referring to a patient appointment of AP (Appenditis Scan). She went through her mind and say I don’t remember any patient got AP. Alan look at Joanne strangely, what patient got AP. I said Alan & Pamela (AP) lar not Appenditis (AP). Joanne coughs out loudly and say oh AP wedding dinner is at 1800hrs on 24 Dec (Sat).

See now relationship problem begin with an “A” and “P” end up as appenditis. Now is taking vital sign short form problem like this.

During an attachment, two students nurse, Benjamin Phua (BP) and Patricia Tan (PT) were taking Blood Pressure (BP) for the patient after his surgery. An anxiety student nurse, Eileen asks Patricia about Benjamin. So how is BP so far? Oh the BP is 122 / 80 BP is normal and I got to inform staff nurse. Eileen’s face expressions look shock and whisper to herself “Benjamin is 122 / 80 what code number is that”. Hey Patricia had 122 / 80 what code is that. It is Benjamin Phua as coded is BP right, confuse asking by Eileen. Patricia oh you were asking Him. I though you were asking about patient’s Blood pressure (BP).

See now couples, so if you got a relationship please careful use the short forms as nowadays there are many medical short forms are using. There is more as below.

Department:
Alvin & Eileen – A&E (Accident and Emergency Dept)
Gerard & Serene – GS (General Surgery)
Raymond & Michelle – RM (Respiratory Medicine Dept)
Gary & Mae – GM (General Medicine Dept)

Disease & Diagnosis
Andrew & Pamela – AP (Appenditis)
Gary & Ellen – GE (Gastroenteritis)
Terence & Barbe – TB (Tubro)
Henry and Isabella – HI (Head Injury)

Vital Sign
Bernard & Patricia – BP (Blood Pressure)
Patrick & Rachel – PR (Pulse Rate)
Raymond & Rachel – RR (Respiratory Rate)

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